BITE THEM!!

I feel it is necessary to repeat this advice once in a while to all my dog friends about how to deal with humans .

If the humans are hugging u then u can trust them.

If they are auctioning u, then u cannot.

If they are caging you, bite them

.....many times
LOVE, LIBBY

IPAD FUN

Mrs Stillman got a new pad.  An iPad.  She bought it with a new currency called "points."  I thought we used dollars here. Oh well an old dog learns new things every day.

But, this new pad is weird. It's too small. How is she supposed to pee on that?    If my puppy pad were as small as hers compared to my size, I would  NEVER  hit it!    As soon as she puts it down on the couch,  I'm  gonna pee on it , to see if it is as absorbent as my puppy pads.  I'll let you know if it is.

Anyway, There are more important things to discuss today. Like, for instance, what  is my real name?  Sometimes  when I'm nosing around my neighbors lawn, looking for a good place to poop, Mrs. Stillman yells "Libby, No! "  I'm pretty sure my name is not Libby No so I don't answer. I just keep sniffing . Of course when the neighbor or even a complete stranger calls" Libby, " I always run right over to them.   Ha ha.  But really,  I've had so many names since I was incarcerated, that it's hard to remember what mine is. That's why I make it my business to never answer when Mrs Stillman calls.  I don't know why she's not okay with that.

We’ve been so busy painting tee shirts! Mrs. Stillman got tired of painting pictures so she started painting tee shirts for grown ups  and kids.

I love to step in the paint while she is painting

You should see my feet afterward! BEAUTIFUL!

They are so nice that I like to  stamp my feet on the new white shirts. Great color! I also print them on the floor! That looks pretty neat too.

I don't know why Mrs. Stillman doesn't like my creations....

I think they are much better than hers.  But, She is having a lot of fun painting them because they are not “important” like paintings are supposed to be.

Each shirt is one of a kind and only costs 15 to 25 bucks. You can wash em too.  

Here’s a picture of me selling one of her shirts to a customer!

  When I sell a shirt for Mrs. Stillman I get to give all the profit to A Tale to Tell Rescue.   So buy them from me not her.

If You email me at libbystillman@twcny.rr.com, I will send you more pics and order what you want.  She will paint it for you.  

Here are pictures of some of the shirts. But there are a lot more!

  

Doggeral

            What's with all this immigration stuff?

 It seems so dog matic! 

 

I'm so scared I'm catatonic Will I be deported to France?

Or Dog forbid, to that Pennsylvania Puppy Mill Hell that they saved me from? What about refugee status? 



Can I have that?

Or since I help Mrs. Stillman dig holes in her garden, can I be classified as an agricultural   slave? (Oops I mean worker?) 

Oh no!     What about my twenty litters of puppies??

Are they gonna send them to France too?

My kids don’t know that language! They have no friends there. No jobs. Nuthin!   Oh Dog!  What’s a poodle to do?

Hey wait a minute Damnit!   I signed an adoption contract!!   Whaddya mean that’s not valid?   I’m over 21 in dog years!   Way over!  It’s a contract.  Isn’t it?  As in promise?

Hmmmm

Do they think I’m a taking job away from AKC snobistered dogs?

But, that union wouldn’t accept me anyway, Why? Because I’m not white.

Or  black.      I’m both.

And they wanna keep their inbreeding in tact.  The rotten cats!!

They only sell to owners with big bucks who can afford genetically compromised doggies, like Pekes and Pugs and Bull dogs and other dogs with dwarf syndrome.  Oh and dachshunds too.  Poor things.

No thanks. I’ll hide out here with Mrs. Stillman. She’ll protect me!

uh oh ..........Wait a minute .......  Mom!  

The (ugh) cat is scaring me again !

Mom!! C’mere!

Help!!!!!!!

To be continued!