What's with all this immigration stuff?
It seems so dog matic!
I'm so scared I'm catatonic Will I be deported to France?
Or Dog forbid, to that Pennsylvania Puppy Mill Hell that they saved me from? What about refugee status?
Can I have that?
Or since I help Mrs. Stillman dig holes in her garden, can I be classified as an agricultural slave? (Oops I mean worker?)
Oh no! What about my twenty litters of puppies??
Are they gonna send them to France too?
My kids don’t know that language! They have no friends there. No jobs. Nuthin! Oh Dog! What’s a poodle to do?
Hey wait a minute Damnit! I signed an adoption contract!! Whaddya mean that’s not valid? I’m over 21 in dog years! Way over! It’s a contract. Isn’t it? As in promise?
Hmmmm
Do they think I’m a taking job away from AKC snobistered dogs?
But, that union wouldn’t accept me anyway, Why? Because I’m not white.
Or black. I’m both.
And they wanna keep their inbreeding in tact. The rotten cats!!
They only sell to owners with big bucks who can afford genetically compromised doggies, like Pekes and Pugs and Bull dogs and other dogs with dwarf syndrome. Oh and dachshunds too. Poor things.
No thanks. I’ll hide out here with Mrs. Stillman. She’ll protect me!
uh oh ..........Wait a minute .......
The (ugh) cat is scaring me again !
Help!!!!!!!
To be continued!
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