Doggeral

            What's with all this immigration stuff?

 It seems so dog matic! 

 

I'm so scared I'm catatonic Will I be deported to France?

Or Dog forbid, to that Pennsylvania Puppy Mill Hell that they saved me from? What about refugee status? Can I have that?

Or since I help Mrs. Stillman dig holes in her garden, can I be classified as an agricultural   slave? (Oops I mean worker?) 

Oh no!     What about my twenty litters of puppies??

One of 100

Are they gonna send them to France too?

My kids don’t know that language! They have no friends there. No jobs. Nuthin!   Oh Dog!  What’s a poodle to do?

Hey wait a minute Damnit!   I signed an adoption contract!!   Whaddya mean that’s not valid? It’s a contract.  Isn’t it?  As in promise?

Hmmmm

Do they think I’m taking a job away from AKC snobistered dogs?

But, that union wouldn’t accept me anyway, Why? 
Because I’m not white.

Or  black.      I’m both.

And they wanna keep their inbreeding in tact.  The dirty cats!!

They only sell to owners with big bucks who can afford genetically compromised doggies, like Pekes and Pugs and Bull dogs and other dogs with dwarf syndrome.  Oh, and dachshunds too.  Poor things.

No thanks. I’ll hide out here with Mrs. Stillman. She’ll protect me!

uh oh ..........Wait a minute .......  Mom!  

The (ugh) cat is scaring me again !

Mom!! C’mere!

Help!!!!!!!

To be continued!