Outa This Worlds

Wow I just found out that I have to be secretariat of the solar system before I can be Emperor of the Milky Way. . But that’s so small! What a drag!    Oh well, if I must I must

I’m gonna have to persuade to my largest constituency first. I hope they get out the vote.  Here goes:            

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Translation  Don’t tell anybody that I’m saying this but if you vote my way then I will get you all the dead cats you can eat! Don’t worry, I have friends who know how to do this. As long as you promise to stay away from dogs you will never go hungry again! Trust me!  

Real Translation:  Microbes of The Solar System Unite!

Okay Now for the other folks:

1. All Asteroids may move one baby step closer to El Sol. Stop shoving!!
2. All comets may keep their own H2O.
3. All icy planets will get HEAP Benefits
4. (Venus and Mercury will get free Fire Insurance and a new shell and a new thermometer consecutively.
5. Dogs will get peanut butter snacks all day, which, considering the locations will be all the time!! Ha ha.
6. Cats will get ha ha pie!!
7. Humans will get …screwed!! Ah ha ha ha. Take that as you like. Can’t stop laughin at that one.
8. Oh yeah, and Pluto for dogness sake! Will be re-in-stated!

But Wait! There’s More!!

9. Free canal tickets on Mars!
10. Free rides to Io
11. A Saturn ring for everybody who finishes 4^th grade.
12. (except microbes who get them at birth)
13. Cockroaches will get free rocket fare to Andromeda!! Step right up! First million come first million served!!
14. Oh! And Free trips to the sun for all puppy-mill owners! Ya ha ha

That’s the best one!!

As soon as I get elected I will begin my campaign for Emperor of the Galaxy. My name will then be Ms.Milky!   No Way!

Yuk Yuk just kidding. We poodles are so doggone smart!

BTW here is my first *Libby’s*Choice* It is sooooooo fun!

Check out this solar system!

 PS Tomorrow I’ll tell you why Mrs. Stillman is so redik-a-luss.