Wow it’s like pulling teeth to get Mrs. Stillman to take dictation lately! I’m gonna have to type this myself today. I hope u 4-give my spellllling. Sometimes my paw getz stuck 2 so watch out!
Wow I had zo mutch phun today. I must of lifted my leg a million timez.!! Ha ha ha. Just like a boy!! I even did the fire hydrant down the blok. 2 timez!! Mrs. STILLMAN LOVED IT!
I have a friend who does the hydrant with me. Ha ha. First he lifts his leg. Then I lift my leg. Then he lifts his other leg. Then I pretend to squat, but I lift my leg instead!! Ha ha. It’s the greatest fun I ever had in my whole life! But today he wasn’t out there. We went to his door to find out why. And you know what he said????
He said his foot was hurt and since he couldn’t lift his leg with me, he didn’t think I would want to play with him. So I told him, "When you're friends with someone you like being with Them even if they can’t lift their leg.". ....Right??? I told him I like just laughing with him too. Oh well. You kno how boyz r.
Anyway
Wow it just started reign-ing catz and dogz! I’m gonna put a pail outside to catch the catz. Then I’m gonna make my famous u Know what! That';s right! CAT PIE!! Yum yum!!
In other news….
Guess what? ! ?
Mrs. Stillman tried to cut her friend’s head off! Her friend named Kit (yuck) sat down on a chair and wrapped a garbage bag around her shoulders. Probably to catch the blood, (ick)
The Mrs. Stillman took out a comb and these GIANT scissors! She started making these little snips all around Kit’s head. But Mrs. Kit must have a reeeeely hard head cause it didn’t fall off. Thank dogness!
Then after that Mrs. Stillman tried to cut off my head too! But she didn’t cut right Ha ha All she got was my hair. She is the dumbest!! Reely!
I hope u r being able to read my writing so far. Cause now I have to tell you something important. Oh good here comes the (ugh) cat. He’s gonna type for me cause he has little paws (Dangeroso!! let me tell u!)
Okay good, So anyway, As you no I was gonna run for president of the world, but then the nice lady across the street told me a secret about things.
So now I’m gonna run for…guess what?
At first I was just gonna do the Orion ring. I see my friend Norma is already governor of the first ring. And somebody named scrotum something (ha ha) has the second. Well Sagitar-ee-us whoever he is, has the third. So I’m gonna just have to run for the whole thing. Starting tomorrow.
Of course my platform will have to change a little. I’ll work it out with my legless friend Roley (ha hah) and let u kno when I finish it.
Next time I’ll tell u about my opera… oh, the cat (ugh) just told me it wasn’t an opera it was a ration or something. Well anyway he’s getting tired of typing
Bye! Love,
Libby, Florence Liberty Lulu, Baby Stillman
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