Shar pei-ya?

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Every time Mrs. Stillman looks at me she starts laughing. Why? Am I funny looking?

Lotsa dogs might be a little funny looking, but whose fault is that?  Maybe that wolf story was right. I do look a little like a wolf..  

And speaking of funny looking What about this?

Beck TV says we’re gonna get Shar Pei-ya law. Does that mean we all have to have wrinkles?—Like Mrs. Stillman?  I mean a few wrinkles are okay, like mine, but like this? Forget it!

I say no to Sar pei-ya law. I don't think it is fair if just one breed gets to make all the rules.  Do you?  Unless it's poodles of course. That's different......

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Hey Look That TV man says all the people of Egypt just broke out of their puppy mill!  HURRAY !