February 10, 2011
Okay, I sorta like Mrs. Stillman but she is nuts I tell you. Today she told me that I evolved from a wolf! I told her I never revolved around a wolf, that wolves weren’t my type. I said I had my own life and didn’t need to revolve around anybody. So she said: “No, I said E-volve. That means you came from a wolf. Dogs’ ancestors are wolves."
Ha ha ha, I couldn’t believe it! Wolves! “That’s ridiculous” I said. “I don’t remember Sarah Palin shooting at me even once!”
Well, that must have convinced her because she just turned around and started watching a revolution on TV. Then she started mumbling about our government’s obligations and the president’s promises. She said his name is Bark Obama. Wow! Isn’t that great? I wonder if he’s a relative! I’m gonna write a letter to President Bark Obama and ask him to help those Egyptians out more. We dogs know how to talk to one another. I’m gonna write a letter to Bark about those puppy mills too.
4 comments:
Please excuse Libby's confusion with words. She is self taught.
you have stolen my heart Libby. I know you must love your new home. Happy Valentines Day to you. Keep up the nice plog :)
Dear Libby,
Don't forget to cc your Bark Obama letter to Bo Obama who might have a thing or two to tell Bark.
okay
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