As you know I was incarcerated for ten years and never had a chance to celebrate New Years. Nor did I have a reason to come to think of it. Well anyway, I am so excited because this year Mrs. Stillman said we’re gonna have dog cookies and cat treats (ugh) and party favors and music and we’re gonna dance and cuddle and have a lotta fun! So I was tryin to think of a an outfit to wear. I found a how to page on google that tells how to make a DISCO BRA!
Wow, ultra cool right? I decided to make some for myself. I put sequins all over them. Whaddya think?
Mrs. Stillman is gonna wear her totally dressy purple satin pajamas and Memee, the cat (ugh), is gonna wear his best camo fur.
Mrs. Stillman is gonna invite her friend Kit (yuck) Wainer over with her cat Mikey. (God help me) . She and Kit are gonna have phony homemade cookies and fake milk. (Beansprout heads!)
I’m gonna invite my neighbors, Rusty, Collie, Wilson and that new golden whose name I prefer not to remember. (He yelps too much). So it oughta be, except for the cats, a lotta fun.
Then we’re all gonna go home and be asleep by ten. Ha ha. So what! I hate to see balls drop. I had enough of those!
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