I am Whiffed!!
It appears a Mrs. Joanne. Ressler has written a letter to Mrs. Stillman and to a complete stranger named Anne simultaneously. She wants the two of them to collaborate in stealing my plog posts to put into a newsletter or something. Well I saw the email and in it Mrs. Joanne Ressler described me as a damaged puppy mill dog!!! Well! I don’t think so!
Having no teeth left, and only one uncut vocal cord, and a very tiny chicken wire caused malformation on my foot, and some separation issues, and some housebreaking mishaps and some fear issues and some health issues does not a damaged dog make! And besides I read that damaged would mean I am not a virgin, which I most certainly am. 18 litters have nothing to do with it. As you know I am not married.
So miss Smarty-pants Ressler, don’t go dragging a good dog’s name in the mud for the sake of some newspaper or whatever. Have a little discretion if you don’t mind.
Well after I had a fit, Mrs. Stillman followed my instructions and wrote back to the two of them to tell them that I am not at all damaged. Unfortunately Mrs. Stillman betrayed me because she snuck in some other stuff in italics. Hah!
She thinks I can only read print and that I can’t read italics. But I can. I can also read and sing in cursive. So there!
I know she meant well but she talked about me as if I was a dumb dog or something! Really!! And she thinks I’m gonna just cough up newsletter stuff. Well maybe I will! So there! As for the reading problems, I intend to continue letting her think I can’t read italics so that I can see what she is saying behind my back…
More later after I regain my dogposure.
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