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Feb 21, 2011

Papers Please



Please send me an adoption application  cause I want to put myself up for adoption.  Mrs. Stillman has abandoned me! 

She left the house saying that she was going to look at a house for us. But she has been gone for 2 paws on that dial thing, so I know for sure she is never coming back.  And I can’t reach the dog treats!!  Please advise!

Yours worriedly,
Libby Liberty Florence Mindy (my communion name) ex-Stillman

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Libby,
I think I may have the perfect home for you. You are already in it. Now stop being so silly. I know that Mrs. Stillman is quirky but look at the bright side. You can get as crazy as you want and she doesn't care.

Libby said...

but she wants us to own a house! so we can pee wherever we want