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This morning I was practicing my killing techniques on a toilet paper roll; I have no teeth so I was only trying to achieve my own personal best. And I must say I am improving. Then, I noticed a really nice pad on which Mrs. Stillman was writing.

Anyway when she got up to turn on President Obama, (I seriously doubt that) I checked out her writing. I thought it said something nasty about me, so I ate it.

I have no idea why she said “OH NO!!”  She seemed pretty upset though, so when she asked me if I knew who ate it I said, ”what paper?”

It’s a good thing I stopped when I did because at that very moment a snowplow monster started moving across the window!  Now I had also been practicing my “Bark to Kill” methods, so I quickly bark-attacked the snow plow monster. And, sure enough it slid right off the side of the window. I heard it’s death cries but even they eventually died down. I was really proud to have protected us like that. And I hope that it will make Mrs. Stillman forgive whomever it was (ha ha ha) that tore up her paper. LMHO!