Brilliance and Me

Sometimes people, and humans too, write me letters about my posts. Today I received this comment from my adoption agency about my murder communique (below this one, from yesterday):

"You are quite possibly either very brilliant or perhaps very twisted. Libby Libby Libby.  We will try to dognap you."

Okay, first of all my answer is yes;

 I am the most brilliant dog that I have ever known. I am even smarter than Charley Sheen.  I am smarter than other famous actors too, like Lassie and Rin tin tin. 

 Except for the imaginary ideal, (Border Collie), which doesn't really exist,  I am rated highest IQ dog in the world. See?

Ranking of dogs by breed  ** 

Brightest Dogs 

1.   Border Collie 
2. Poodle 
3. German Shepherd
4. Golden Retriever
5. Doberman Pinscher
6. Shetland Sheepdog
7. Labrador Retriever
8. Papillon
9. Rottweiler
10. Australian Cattle Dog

And second, yes again!   I often get twisted; 

like when I am trying to dig my way into Mrs. Stillman's pillow. 

Or when I feel like peeing or that other euphemism.

Finally, as you know, I have been requesting a return to A Tail to Tell  because my new mom, Mrs. Stillman is nuts.  That's why they wrote back that they will dognap me.

Well it just so happens that since I have been murdering things, I am much happier and am willing to give Mrs. Stillman one more chance,  

Thank you A Tail to Tell for your continued support.

Please send me the Puppy Paws Padded Keyboard  that I requisitioned.
This keyboard is too small.