I have been in "behind the door, up front, secretive, transparent, above board, face to face, opaque, international, summit, grass-roots, elite, national, populist, meaningful" meetings about whether or not I should accept the world wide outcry that I be democratically appointed the leadership of my namesake Libby-ah. And to this I say: “Sorry. It’s to much of a commute.”
Therefore, I would like to announce my recent decision to run for:
Therefore, I would like to announce my recent decision to run for:
President of the World
- The word Dog will be capitalized from now on.
- The world capital will be Ithaca NY USA (resolving my commute problem).
- Dogs get to eat cupcakes.
- The category Livestock will no longer apply to companion animals.
- Dogs get to eat cookies.
- Everybody gets free national veterinary care.
- Dogs get to eat cat pie.
Cat Pie becomes the national dish.
Speaking of (ugh) cats, Memee my cat decided to visit his girlfriend for a few days and he didn’t even leave a note. Cats are so inconsiderate!
I have also been extremely involved in begging for Mrs. Stillman, so that she could raise the down payment for my new house. I told all millionaires and under to buy one of her paintings immediately. She also said she would paint your pooch for a few Benjamins.
Whatever that means.Thank dogness she made it!
I have also been extremely involved in begging for Mrs. Stillman, so that she could raise the down payment for my new house. I told all millionaires and under to buy one of her paintings immediately. She also said she would paint your pooch for a few Benjamins.
Whatever that means.Thank dogness she made it!
1 comment:
Thank Dog for your wonderful plog here Libby. It's special to me to be able keep up with your great wit and humor. You got my vote. :)
Donn
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