PRESIDENT - PUDDLES - PERFECT HOUSE

Once I get elected I hope I don’t get recalled because I am for the rights of all working dogs (and sporting dogs and non-sporting dogs and all other groups and poodles most of all especially.

Now the way things are going tho,  I’m not sure that just doggy unions would be enuf. I feel that in our case we need a total DOGOLUTION. Why not?  We have the power!  

And the WEAPONS to succeed!  

 DOGGIES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!

I will assign a general to help with the training. Dogs will be taught military justice, (they already know logistics and how to work together). People will be taught to vote, sit and paw. Some heh heh, will even be taught to beg!   I can’t wait!   

What a dogious day that will be! (And BTW it will ensure my election as President.)

Once I am President, unlike some procrastinating governments, 

I will enforce  no flea zones all over the United States!

Ummm and no horse and buggy zones too.  Ha Ha

Okay, now to the important stuff:

Update:

You know what? I jumped over puddles today! They had seemed soooo impassable until now. I was outside contemplating the melting of giant sidewalk glaciers (is this hometown-al warming?), when Mrs. Stillman tugged me away from my reverie forcing me to navigate the highly populated purely puddled terrain. But I outsmarted her. I figured out that I could jump over the puddles instead of into them! 

You shoulda seen me. I was like a gazelle!

Another Update: 

I have been practicing lifting my leg when peeing to avoid wet-foot-pee-ation. I see no reason why only males should be allowed to practice this prerogative. I’m an equal rights bitch!

FLASH FLASH ! THIS JUST IN!

Mrs. Stillman has just signed a contract to buy me a house!!  I guess I'll have to stay with her after all. You can't look a gift-house in the mouth. Anyway,  it has a big stockade fence all around the back yard, which is 50 by 35 feet at least! Can you imagine? That’s the size of Alaska at least!She’s pretty excited. 

So now I have to rethink being governor of Wisconsin. It’s too far away from my yard. I can still commute to PA though, so that’s cool.  I’ll be in DC in 2013 anyway.  Of course I’ll keep my Ithaca Whitehouse too. The DC Whitehouse backyard couldn’t be as big as this one!

As soon as we move in I’m gonna pee all over the place just to make sure it is mine.  Dog! I hope we don’t bring the cat! 

Finally let me just say that my heart goes out to all the dogs in Japan and hope they are rescued (and all the other animals too).  

U can help.   http://blog.ifaw.org/category/emergency-relief/

 okay.... cats too    http://www.japancatnet.com/