I am announcing that since I am soon to be elected governor, I will run for President in 2016. At that time I will be 16 too so it just seems right. After Bo Obarka, this country will need the continuity of my Dogocratic/Repuplican wisdom. And I am happy to serve. No bones about it!I assume I will be running against Palin so I will have no problem being the smartest dog on the ticket. Ha ha. I just hope I look presidential enough.
I’ve never been a beauty queen.
But I do know that Africa is a continent, not a country (apologies to my weel-meaning repuplican friends except Snot Walker).
Getting back to my Gubernatorial campaign, I have been digging for ideas about which state to grace with my tiger blood powers.
At first I considered the State of Anxiety, which was suggested by a supporter named Lois. I did think that the State Of Anxiety would be better than the current State Of Inaction, which many of my Dogocratic colleagues seem to prefer. Then I considered the State of Serenity, but I couldn’t find one. Nor could I find a State of Equality, Fiscal and Environmental Sustainability, Contentment, Peace, or Fairness no matter how hard I looked. So, I have decided to replace the ass hole Governor of Pennsylvania,
and the asshole Governor of Wisconsin, who both pupside over states overflowing with Amish puppy mills along with other unethical immoral inequities and do nothing about it. (I recently learned these big words to further my campaign) (And by big word I mean asshole).
Announcing for President, running for governor, and writing this Plog is pretty exhausting so I will now take a 200-hour nap. Oh, and Dog Bless America.
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