This morning while mommy was sleeping, cat and were looking out the window.
We saw things blowing all over the place! It was a hurricane! Cat stepped on the remote so we could watch the weather report. There was this stupid human standing out in the wind. Ha ha,
We laughed at how silly humans can be. Obviously they don’t have rational minds like we do. Either that or they feel no pain. Why else would they stand outside in a hurricane, talking to a stick, in the freezing rain?
I hope it’s the first reason. Cause if it’s the second, some dogs will think they can put them in baby mills. Then who would save us?
I went looking through my wardrobe to see what to wear just in case Mrs. Mom decides to take me out in the hurricane.
I thought about that hurricane and figured that if I pooped and peed on the puppy island, maybe she wouldn’t freeze me out there! After breakfast, when she went out to clear some marshmallow stuff off the steps, I did it! She came in and looked so happy! She just ripped off her boots, grabbed a cookie, andd sat back with a cup of coffee. Then she gave me the cookie! I love those doggie cookies. Mom says they are good for me. The bottle says they are good for teeth. But I have no teeth! (Mrs. Mom is nuts). I can still eat 'em though. . They're soft enough for me. Ask your Mommy to get you some. Tell her to click on cookies.!
I love asparagus too! See?
It’s soft and oozy. And it’s shaped like a, like a, ha ha ummm bone?...… I am a naughty dog.
I think I would love chocolate too, but Mrs. Mom won’t give me any. She says it is poison.
What a grouch! Poison must taste great! I'm gonna sneak some raisins too. Okay, just kidding!
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