Last night we had salad for dinner and there was so much stuff in it!
Mom, oops, I mean Mrs. Stillman, made it. I made my what is this? look and she said it had bugs in it! Snap bees, cauliflea-er, and the cucumber, plus some leafy stuff. It was great. She called it green salad. What’s green I wonder? Anyway, I call it bug salad. I wanted some for breakfast too but I got my kibbly food instead. I like that too. I like food in general. Once I get the holes in my head patched up I’m gonna get wet bug salad too. Why we can’t have cat pie too is beyond me.
Before we had breakfast though, we went for a walk out the front door. Not the little frozen lake behind the back door, this was the front door world. And guess what? It was nothing like yesterday. It was a giant giant giant frozen Great Lake! Well I tried peeing on it and that worked fine. I even melted a piece of it. But then I just started shivering so much that mom; oops I mean Mrs. Stillman picked me up. So I walked her back to the house. Ha ha.
Well since I’m back inside now I’m wondering where to hide today’s poop. Under the desk looks good. But there are so many nice places, I can’t decide yet.
3 comments:
Dear Libby,
I can give you some ideas for hiding poop. Under the dining room table is a great place. Even better, behind the TV. Sometimes it takes a loooong time before my human mom finds those! Why would I want to poop outside when I can just wait until Mom lets me in and THEN poop! If I poop outside it turns into poopsicles!
Your friend Oscar
Dear Libby,
My name is Wilson and I am madly in love with you. My mommy just showed me your blog. She saw a picture of me on petfinder and had never really understood why it is so important to rescue dogs until she got me. I have a little sister, Gracie. She is a Maltese and such a princess. Its all about her all day. She is half my size and she bosses me around all day and rolls on top of me and barks at leaves and ugh she can be such a pain ... but I love her. And I love, love, love my mommy. She has a big boyfriend but I think she loves me more. The bf loves to go in the back yard and watch birds with me. He even put in a doggy dog so the princess and I can go in and out all day long!
Ok I gotta go have coffee with my mommy. will check back in a few days.
ps - your mommmy is so so funny like my mommy!!!!
I love u 2 wilson. follow me to to pressure puppy mills right outa this world!
Love Libby
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